He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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