Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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