whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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