is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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