My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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