i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
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Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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