I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I FOUND THE LEGS
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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