Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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