the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
she peed on how many people?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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