i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
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He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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