well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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