I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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