You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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