Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Say something about gay babies.
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question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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