it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
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I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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