a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
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The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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