office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
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Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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