No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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