I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
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Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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