Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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