dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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