Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
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