Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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