I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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