when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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