I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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