I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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