Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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