Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
There's always time for handjobs
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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