I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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