Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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