Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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