can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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