she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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