He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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