she takes plan B like it's going out of style
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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