after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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