dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
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Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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