idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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