I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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