Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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