Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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