they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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