how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i love accidental penises.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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