return my video game
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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