Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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