We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Porn is love you can see.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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