why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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