I'm jealous of your bromance
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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