At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
The Olympian is in my bed
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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